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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:28
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
So they tried
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...